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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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