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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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