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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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