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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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