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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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