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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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