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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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