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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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