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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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