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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺
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