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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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