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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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