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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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