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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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