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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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