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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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