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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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