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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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