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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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