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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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