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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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