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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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