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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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