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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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