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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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