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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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