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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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