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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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