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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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