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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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