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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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