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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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