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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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