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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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