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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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