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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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