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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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