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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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