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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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