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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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