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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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