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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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