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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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