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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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