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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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