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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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