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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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