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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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