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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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