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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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