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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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