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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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