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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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